“Her name is Meredith. She’s awesome. She’s like one of those cats that give cats a good name. She doesn’t hide under furniture and get weird around people. She’s really friendly and fun and she’s perfect for the road because she doesn’t ever get freaked out. So I’m really glad that she has a cool personality.”
I keep sending my brother text messages like “what do you want for Christmas?” “what do you want for Christmas?” “what do you want for Christmas???”. And he wouldnt write me back. And so I finally in all caps, like psychotically, ask him “TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS”.